![]() Cheese is the most stolen food in the world: it’s pricey, portable, and perfect for money laundering. Inevitably, her story was the subject of a TV movie called Beauty’s Revenge.īy far most common criminal activity involving cheese is theft. But she had to turn in her tiara when she strangled her romantic rival Lisa Cihaski, who was engaged to the Dairy Princess’s ex-boyfriend. – In Wisconsin, land of the Cheeseheads, Lori Esker was crowned the Dairy Princess of Marathon County. (I know you think that I am making this up. That is, exposing himself to women and offering to pay them to observe his rubbing Swiss cheese on his private parts. ![]() – In Pennsylvania, Christopher Pagano’s repeated indecent exposure and harassment of women earned him the dubious nickname of the “Swiss Cheese Pervert.” An eight-year sentence of probation and sex-offender counseling did not stop Pagano, who found himself in court again on similar charges. She’s also accused of drugging and robbing former paramours and shoplifting, as well as another murder back home in Russia. ![]() – Forty-two-year-old Russian dominatrix Viktoria Nasyrova allegedly tried to poison her Brooklyn doppelganger with tranquilizer-laced cheesecake-part of a scheme to steal her look-alike’s identity. ![]() ![]() She claimed it was self-defense, but the prosecutor said she did it for the $2 million she’d inherit after her husband’s death. – Oregon goat farmer Tracy Cloud was convicted of killing her estranged husband after he filed for divorce. ![]()
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